In search of the perfect woman...blonde, green eyes, great bust, hour-glass figure, gorgeous, angelic, a goddess, refined, rich, smart, non-smoker, great cook,
funny, sensitive, caring, infertile, high libido, wears black lingerie only, can type at 2000 words a minute, never argues and turns my unproduced screenplays
quickly into Hollywood box office hits...every single one of them. Please send through CV's now ladies. I'm waiting to become rich and famous and fall
intoxicatingly in love with you. Our perfect life awaits us, darling. Every second paradise...xxxooo

