Aww, man, last of the "short craps"? That stinks. How come you guys are letting it slide and giving it the flush? I mean, I guess you've been putting up with alotta crap for a while already but has it really finally given you the shitz?!

[sorry, I couldn't help myself, the possibility of puns are limitless]

But really, it's a dirty job but I always thought someone's gotta do it (last pun I swear). Well, all I can say is I'm gonna miss it. Of all the festivals around in melbourne, The Short Crap Film Festival has stood where no other film festival dared to, knee deep in crap, picked it up in steaming hunks and within it's arms, embraced it and made a decent piss hilarious enjoyable night of it.

It was nice to see one festival stand, mock and bare it's ass in the face of pretensiousness. Whilst this patriotic image lingers I'd like to congratulate and thank you guys for the simple shitz and giggles.

Emotions aside, I guess I need to head down for the last splurt. Do you guys have a date for the festivities? I couldn't find the date on your site. Cheers!